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Be a Devil - Drive Men Crazy

  1. Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he’s gained a few pounds.
  2. Organize his workshop, office or other sacred place.
  3. "Accidently" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.
  4. Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother’s side.
  5. Donate his precious cell phone to a homeless person who "needs it more than he does."
  6. Give the secret stash of dirty magazines that he thinks you don’t know about to his younger brother, whom he hates.
  7. Replace the fresh batteries of the remote control with dead ones each day.
  8. Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of its favorite treats.
  9. Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations".
  10. Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.