How To Tell You're Too Old for SM/BD
- Sensory Deprivation is when your DOM hides your hearing aid batteries
- Edge play is standing by the microwave with your pacemaker
- When you tell your sub to get the cane, he asks "walking" or "beating"
- You shout "one, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play
- Breath play is when your wheelchair runs over the oxygen hose
- You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me ... back into the paddle ... HARD!"