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How To Tell You're Too Old for SM/BD


 

Grizzled Old Man
  • Sensory Deprivation is when your DOM hides your hearing aid batteries
  • Edge play is standing by the microwave with your pacemaker
  • When you tell your sub to get the cane, he asks "walking" or "beating"
  • You shout "one, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play
  • Breath play is when your wheelchair runs over the oxygen hose
  • You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me ... back into the paddle ... HARD!"